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Every Mc Must Be Well Prepared With Some Rib-tickling Jokes Before The Wedding Reception.

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The Emcee runs the show, directs traffic and delivers some hilarious wedding jokes and one-liners like the host of a comedy show. It is therefore very important to have good, clean, humorous material in his or her arsenal.

There is no hard and fast rule when it comes to where or when the Emcee should deliver jokes. Good jokes can and have been delivered practically anywhere during the reception. However, one of the best times to share some jokes is when introducing the guest speakers. A few of the attendees who usually give speeches and toasts at most wedding receptions are the Best Man, the Maid of Honor and, of course, the Groom.

The Emcee must have enough funny material for the entire reception because there are other guests who may want to say a few words, particularly the bride and groom’s parents.

The Master of Ceremonies must not take over the proceedings with too many jokes at one time. The jokes should be spread throughout the entire program. Jokes can be delivered before the introduction of each guest speaker or after the guest has given his or her speech, or both. Balance is the key.

If the Wedding MC is not too familiar with the speakers, here is a good tip that can make things a bit easier. A few weeks before the big day, he should gather all the relevant background information from the bride and groom concerning the various guest speakers.

With some background knowledge at his disposal, he will be more confident that he will not embarrass anyone or himself by incorrectly pronouncing the person’s name or telling an inappropriate joke.

Without this background knowledge one could easily introduce the groom’s father by commenting that he is a good example to follow, not knowing that he has been divorced 4 times over the last 10 years. Before the reception, it is always a good idea to run a joke by any one of speakers if, for any reason, the MC feels it may embarrass that guest.

Another good time to give some humurous jokes is during the announcements. Throughout the reception the Emcee will be required to give a few announcements. Some of these announcements may include the arrival of the newly married couple, how long the formal part of the program will be, when the speeches and toasts will begin, the sequence in serving the meals, where and when the bouquet and garter toss will start, directions to the bar, the name of the DJ or band, and what time the dancing will commence.

Other announcements may include directions to the restrooms and where the designated smoking area is. These are great opportunities to deliver some related jokes to liven up and entertain the guests.

Jokes can also be introduced during the various activities, whether its when the meals are being served, while the guests are eating, during the selection of the music, before the sticking of the cake or during the bouquet and garter toss.

Proper selection of jokes is vital to avoid embarrassing or humiliating the audience. Generally, the use of dirty jokes which include swearing should be avoided at all cost, particularly if there are children around. Of course, there are weddings where only adults are invited and the couple may request or allow dirty jokes. One must never assume this is the case.

Wedding jokes are an important part of any wedding reception and proper delivery of jokes is essential to be successful as an Emcee. Jokes can be found almost anywhere, but it takes know-how and practice to deliver them effortlessly to bring the house down.

Patola Silk Sarees Look Different

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The Patola Silk Sarees are one of the finest varieties of handloom silk saree from Gujrat. Patola means queen of silks and the sarees are woven with great clarity and precision making it well known all over the world for highly delicate patterns. Depending on the complexity of design and length, a patola saree may take 4-6 months for completion. Woven by master weavers on a special type of silk called patola silk, geometric designs with folk motifs and flaming colors are characteristic features of patola sarees. Each patola saree reflects the skill and imagination of the weaver and is exclusive by nature. Patan and Surat are famous destinations of patola sarees.

Way back in 12 th century some salvi weavers from Karnataka and Maharashtra arrived at Patan and with the patronage from royal and affluent people of Gujrat the art of patola sarees flourished. The sarees became symbol of status and part of wedding brocade dresses and from then on are regarded as best pure silk bridal wear. Depending on the pattern of weaving there are two types of patola sarees – Rajokot patola and Patan patola. While the Rajkot sarees are single ikkat and vertically resist dyed, the Patan variety is double ikkat pattern and horizontally resist dyed. The double ikkat type of weaving is perhaps the most intricate type of textile weaving in the whole world. Both sides of the saree have the same design and can be draped in either way making it unique combination of art silk sarees and printed silk saris.

Simple traditional handlooms are used for weaving and the dyes are natural colors, extracted from vegetable. Animals, flowers, human figures and birds give the basic design. Nowadays chemical dyes are also used to make some geometrical designs. Some ikat sarees are enriched with kundan and zardosi sequins for special occasions. The typical feature of the fabric is the brocade like heavy texture. The pallavs or anchals are elaborate and the dazzling borders are adorned with warm colors and rich motifs.

The double ikat sarees with motifs of parrots, flowers, elephants and dancing figures are primarily used by Jains and Hindus as wedding brocade dresses. Geometric and floral designs are preferred by Muslim communities like Vora as they regard it best pure silk bridal wear. Plain dark colored body with motifs of women and bird are special variety of patola sarees cherished by Maharashtrian Brahmins and known as Nari Kunj.

Patola sarees have evolved from the days of Sultanate and royals and confinement of Gujrat to be acclaimed as one of the finest piece of fabric and work of art that is a treasure collection especially for women all over the world. Handloom silk saree and khadi silk apparels from India has their own appeal to various class of people allover the world as they are used by various fashion designers as base for their work. It was very difficult to get hold of an original patola saree as they are woven by handful of weavers and are not abundant as Indian south silk sarees or printed silk saris. However, with the arrival of various online shopping portals, finding a patola saree has become easier. These portals have huge collection of traditional brocade sarees and special patola sarees with zardosi or kundan sequins and even offer matching blouse piece.

When A Special Occasion Comes Up An Arm Sling Can Spoil It Or Not!

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When I was recovering from my broken clavicle, an important wedding was on my calendar. I couldn’t imagine wearing an ugly arm sling when all dressed up for such a special occasion. I was lucky because my seamstress sister was willing and able to make a custom sling for me to wear to match my outfit. What a relief it was for me.

If you are stowed up with an arm, clavicle or shoulder injury or are recovering from a surgery that requires use of an arm sling, you might be looking for places that can make custom slings that match your outfit or you may be wondering how to make a sling yourself.

Arm sling patterns are hard to find, but if you want to make a custom sling, you can simply use that unsightly sling that you got at the hospital as a custom sling pattern. Using a seam ripper, you can take the sling apart, pin the pieces to a sheet of material and cut out the new sling leaving enough room for the seam.

You will need enough material to make the body of the sling. The straps, buckles and other gadgets can be reused from your original sling or you can buy the pieces at a craft or sewing store. To keep the arm stable in the sling, putting a thumb ring on it helps tremendously.

The arm sling can be decorated using lace, ruffles, fringe, feathers, rhinestones, sequins, beads, or even flowers and tassels. It is only limited by your imagination. One of my favorite slings that we created is western style with leather fringe and inset turquoise stones as decorations. Some custom slings do not require decorations because the fabric completes the look, but plain fabric looks great with original accessories.

It really does not require a lot of talent. If you can make a straight seam, you won’t have tons of problems in crafting up a sling that you will be proud to wear; however, if you are stuck using only one arm it can be difficult, even for an experienced seamstress.

Do not get down in the dumps because of your injury. Rather, resort to custom arm slings to complement your style and improve your outlook on life during your recovery. It might be possible for you to find a premade sling that you will enjoy. If not, design one yourself and have a talented seamstress sew it up for you.

Top 10 Calgary Rental Wedding Facilities

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Planning for a wedding is no easy task, even with the help of supportive family and friends you can find yourself exhausted to the born, here is a list top 10 wedding facilities in Calgary, Alberta worth reviewing if you’re hosting the big event in Canada.

Abbeydale Community Hall

Offers an upstairs hall ideal for family events, office parties and yes, weddings, the hall can accommodate a maximum of 80 people. Rates for renting the hall are $250 per event plus an additional damage deposit of $150 (required at booking time). The hall offers a full commercial kitchen for an additional fee of $50 plus GST and is available for booking on weekdays only. There is also the main hall with a seat capacity of upto 170 people costing $425 with $300 damage deposit.

Scarboro Community Hall

This 1200 SQ hall has legal max capacity of 170 people and sit-down dinner capacity of 125 people. Rental rates include access to tables, chairs, standard kitchen, dishes, glassware and cutlery. 20% discount for weekly/monthly users.

Edgemont Community Hall

The Center offers banquet facilities for groups up to 200 people as well as a boardroom and small meeting room. It features include:

* Beautiful Mountain View

* Outside patio

* Maximum capacity 200 people

* Full kitchen facility attached

* Approximately 250 sq. meters

* Round or long banquet tables

* Upholstered seating

* Microphone and podium

Triwood Community Hall

Facility available for rent for special occasions. Service offering include:

* facilities for all occasions

* full service catering

* bar service

* superb food and quality service at reasonable rates

Springbank Links Golf Club

This facility offers a spectacular clubhouse with a huge 3,500 sq.ft. deck located only 21 minutes west of downtown Calgary.

Beddington Heights Community Center

Has a main hall with licensed capacity of 400 people: Facility offerings include:

* Meeting rooms (40 seater capacity)

* Gym

* Commercial sized kitchen

* Podium

* Outdoor skating rink

Cedarbrae Community Hall

This is a 350 seater capacity facility located in 11024 Oakfield Drive SW. Offerings include:

* Meeting rooms

* Standard kitchen

* Public address system

* Gym

* Outdoor skating rink

Silver Springs Community Hall

Facility located on the north bluff of the Bow River it Calgary’s northwest. The community offers views of Canada Olympic Park and the Rocky mountains. Offerings include:

* 212 seat capacity

* Commercial grade kitchen

* 60 seat capacity meeting room

* Public address system & podium

Montana’s Cookhouse Saloon

Facility is a friendly, down-home, casual restaurant with a fully licensed lounge and a menu featuring more than 100 items, including smokehouse ribs, rotisserie chicken and a mile-high mud pie.

Danish Canadian Club Of Calgary

Facility caters to wedding and other special events of upto 350 people. Has several rooms of differing sizes, including the Valhalla Hall ballroom (635 max), the Tivoli hall (114 max). Facility also offers free meeting room or ballroom with food order.

Others include:

Heather Glen Golf Club

The Carriage House Inn

Epcor Center for the Performing Arts

Secrets To Look Taller And Sexy In Party Wear Salwar Kameez

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Fitting is the mantra to look taller. Well fitted kameez and churidar accentuate your body lines, which naturally creates a slimming effect and an appearance of added height.

A single shoulder kameez and a halter neck as well as anything with a deep v-neck will work.

Pick kameez with vertical pleats, stripes or patterns. Pinstripe, chalk stripe and herringbone will provide the visual length you are hoping for.

Wear churidars instead of salwars and avoid kameez that are too flared or voluminous.

Opting for dark colors such as black, navy and deep gray will also make you look slimmer and taller thereby.

Also avoid strong color contrasts between kameez and churidar. Monotones are a good idea.

A long dupatta too helps to look tall.

Keep the jewelry light and avoid bulky pieces. Danglers and long chains are a good idea to look tall.

Avoid platforms heels and wear stilettos.

Carry potli bags or clutches instead of heavy bags.

And last but not the least practice a good posture by keeping an upright torso as often as you can.